As relentless as the passing of time and the approach of a referendum on the political destiny of this Moderately Good Britain - so arrives another episode of Cheerful Despair, featuring:

• The actual sound of regular segment Cross Quiz being written
• Dried Homeless food
• My favourite colour is anarchy
• The actual sound of regular segment Debate Bag being written
• Elon Musk vs Romanians working in Subway
• How one man's hatred of furry animals gave us Velcro (other hook and loop fasteners are available)

Government will soon send you a letter explaining why you should listen to Cheerful Despair, but the Daily Mail thinks we're crap.

Trucking - Excelsior!

- dfp

With profuse apologies for the failure to keep our promises for weekly uploading - even though we specifically say in this episode that this is a thing which is happening - here is a bumper episode to make up for it.

Featuring regular segments Debate Bag and Cross Quiz, plus:

• The former artist currently known as Prince - better or worse than your mum?
• David Candy's obsession with the past
• You're Pavloving yourself
• The Power of Greyskull is self-confidence
• He's got a pint of whole milk down his trousers
• Sincere requests for you to send pictures of humus to @dfpiii. Please send pictures of humus. Do not send actual humus. We cannot stress this enough - do not send actual humus.